I've worshipped her since I was about eight years old.
  1. Her voice sounds so high, and her voice sounds so low at the same time.
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    It can't be real.
  2. It sounds like she's whispering, and it sounds like she's shouting at the same time.
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    It's not natural.
  3. How can she be so good at fiddle when she's so good at singing?
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    You can't have both, Alison.
  4. I've seen her live four times, and she dresses impeccably, and she's really good at stage banter.
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    Too perfect. Something is off.
  5. She's the third-most decorated Grammy winner ever. The highest still living.
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    This picture is cute af, and I had to use it.
  6. She's the highest decorated Female Grammy winner of all time.
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    Of all time, including the future, TBH.
  7. At 45, she looks younger than she did at 20.
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    What I'm getting at is she's a witch.