CAN WE TALK ABOUT ALISON KRAUSS FOR A SEC?

I've worshipped her since I was about eight years old.
  1. Her voice sounds so high, and her voice sounds so low at the same time.
    It can't be real.
  2. It sounds like she's whispering, and it sounds like she's shouting at the same time.
    It's not natural.
  3. How can she be so good at fiddle when she's so good at singing?
    You can't have both, Alison.
  4. I've seen her live four times, and she dresses impeccably, and she's really good at stage banter.
    Too perfect. Something is off.
  5. She's the third-most decorated Grammy winner ever. The highest still living.
    This picture is cute af, and I had to use it.
  6. She's the highest decorated Female Grammy winner of all time.
    Of all time, including the future, TBH.
  7. At 45, she looks younger than she did at 20.
    What I'm getting at is she's a witch.