CAN WE TALK ABOUT ALISON KRAUSS FOR A SEC?
I've worshipped her since I was about eight years old.
- •Her voice sounds so high, and her voice sounds so low at the same time.It can't be real.
- •It sounds like she's whispering, and it sounds like she's shouting at the same time.It's not natural.
- •How can she be so good at fiddle when she's so good at singing?You can't have both, Alison.
- •I've seen her live four times, and she dresses impeccably, and she's really good at stage banter.Too perfect. Something is off.
- •She's the third-most decorated Grammy winner ever. The highest still living.This picture is cute af, and I had to use it.
- •She's the highest decorated Female Grammy winner of all time.Of all time, including the future, TBH.
- •At 45, she looks younger than she did at 20.What I'm getting at is she's a witch.