COMPLAINTS MY KOREAN MOTHER IN LAW HAD AT CHEESECAKE FACTORY

  1. Calamari too salty
  2. Menu too diverse
  3. Plate too hot
  4. We didn't go to church on Easter
  5. We haven't had a wedding yet
  6. We haven't had any children
  7. Taco shells were too hard
  8. Shrimp tacos weren't like the ones at Applebee's
  9. Guacamole not fresh *enough*
  10. Her cheesecake was laying down
  11. Her cheesecake didn't look exactly like the picture
  12. Her cheesecake was too sweet
  13. She wished she got the cheesecake I got