1. Calamari too salty
  2. Menu too diverse
  3. Plate too hot
  4. We didn't go to church on Easter
  5. We haven't had a wedding yet
  6. We haven't had any children
  7. Taco shells were too hard
  8. Shrimp tacos weren't like the ones at Applebee's
  9. Guacamole not fresh *enough*
  10. Her cheesecake was laying down
  11. Her cheesecake didn't look exactly like the picture
  12. Her cheesecake was too sweet
  13. She wished she got the cheesecake I got