EXCUSES MY FRIENDS HAVE MADE THIS YEAR TO NOT GO TO HALLOWEEN HORROR NIGHTS WITH US

Same as every other year, and every year we go alone.
  1. "Too much money"
    Fair enough.
  2. "Nah, I'd get us kicked out because I'd punch someone if they jump out at me."
    No self-control, got it.
  3. "The lines are too long."
    I SAID WE GET FAST PASSES, THOUGH
  4. "I promised my other friends I would go with them."
    They can come too!
  5. "I always go with my dad... It's kind of our thing."
    I like your dad.
  6. "We have plans to be out of town every weekend but that one, so we should probably stay home that weekend."
    What?
  7. "I'll get back to you."
    They'll never get back to us.
  8. "I don't like to be scared."
    Fine
  9. "It's just that I don't think it's very scary."
    WHAT!?
  10. "We're busy getting ready for our Halloween party."
    This is just a straight up lie.