EXCUSES MY FRIENDS HAVE MADE THIS YEAR TO NOT GO TO HALLOWEEN HORROR NIGHTS WITH US
Same as every other year, and every year we go alone.
- •"Too much money"Fair enough.
- •"Nah, I'd get us kicked out because I'd punch someone if they jump out at me."No self-control, got it.
- •"The lines are too long."I SAID WE GET FAST PASSES, THOUGH
- •"I promised my other friends I would go with them."They can come too!
- •"I always go with my dad... It's kind of our thing."I like your dad.
- •"We have plans to be out of town every weekend but that one, so we should probably stay home that weekend."What?
- •"I'll get back to you."They'll never get back to us.
- •"I don't like to be scared."Fine
- •"It's just that I don't think it's very scary."WHAT!?
- •"We're busy getting ready for our Halloween party."This is just a straight up lie.