HOW TO PREPARE FOR A HOLIDAY WEEKEND TRIP WHEN YOUR FRIENDS SUCK
I love them to death, but Jesus Christ.
- •Bring a lot of liquor, even when you are primarily a beer drinker.I brought an entire bottle each of gin and vodka for three nights.
- •Bring AleveI just went ahead and took one every seven hours or so to prevent the headaches.
- •Bring every game you ownBecause they will veto the shit out of whatever game they asked you a week ago to bring.
- •Bring a lighter even though you don't smoke.Because they will lose theirs, and all hell will break out.
- •Bring snacksSo that you don't starve while everyone else argues about what to eat.
- •Bring your own towel.Because even though there are four people, and four towels, you won't have a towel available when you try to shower.
- •Bring thick lotion and big fuzzy socksOr whatever you like to have to chill out after being infuriatingly interrupted all day.
- •Make sure you have time to unwind after you get homeTake a nap, do some reading, finally sit in blissful silence. Keep this time for yourself instead of jumping right back into work.