JOBS I WOULD TAKE REGARDLESS OF PAY
Inspired by all those other ones
- •Jason Momoa's chest hair shaverI guess Aquaman does not have chest hair, so somebody's got to do this.
- •Hedgehog walkerImportant
- •Ben and Jerry's quality controlThis is a job where you just taste ice cream and give a thumbs up, right?
- •Ricky Whittle's personal fake tattoo painterI could do this.
- •Shark tootherI do this anyway
- •Canine massage therapistI'll take this opportunity to pet every dog
- •Tom Hardy's personal tie straightenerNecessary.
- •Fuzzy slipper sock modelYou better believe I have a drawer full of socks just like these, and I fully endorse them.
- •Liam Neeson's personal shoe-fixerI'd take a lot less then Olivia Wilde