JOBS I WOULD TAKE REGARDLESS OF PAY

Inspired by all those other ones
  1. Jason Momoa's chest hair shaver
    I guess Aquaman does not have chest hair, so somebody's got to do this.
  2. Hedgehog walker
    Important
  3. Ben and Jerry's quality control
    This is a job where you just taste ice cream and give a thumbs up, right?
  4. Ricky Whittle's personal fake tattoo painter
    I could do this.
  5. Shark toother
    I do this anyway
  6. Canine massage therapist
    I'll take this opportunity to pet every dog
  7. Tom Hardy's personal tie straightener
    Necessary.
  8. Fuzzy slipper sock model
    You better believe I have a drawer full of socks just like these, and I fully endorse them.
  9. Liam Neeson's personal shoe-fixer
    I'd take a lot less then Olivia Wilde