LISTS MY FAMILY WOULD MAKE ABOUT ME ☀️📂

  1. UNFLATTERING PICTURES I'VE TAKEN OF RANDI WHICH ARE ON DISPLAY IN MY HOUSE, RANKED.
    By my dad
  2. ACCIDENTS WHICH RANDI WILL GET INTO IF I CALL HER.
    My mom has many irrational excuses for never calling me
  3. FAVORS INVOLVING COMPUTERS THAT I HAVE ASKED RANDI TO DO FOR ME, WHICH SHE HAS NOT, AND THE EMBARRASSING STORIES I PLAN TO TELL WHENEVER SHE DOES.
    By my sister
  4. STUPID SUBURBAN SHIT RANDI CONSUMES THAT WILL KILL HER.
    My other sister
  5. CAN WE TALK ABOUT HOW OLD RANDI IS?
    My 18 year old niece.
  6. RANDI IS SO BAD AT MINECRAFT, AND THE SUPER COMPLICATED WAYS SHE COULD IMPROVE.
    My ten year old niece.
  7. NICE LETTERS RANDI HAS WRITTEN TO ME.
    My aunt
  8. UNDERLYING REASONS FOR RANDI'S HEADACHES, AND THE THERAPIES SHE CAN UTILIZE TO OVERCOME THEM.
    My doctor aunt
  9. ROCK BANDS RANDI HAS INTRODUCED ME TO.
    Her Czech husband
  10. EXERCISES RANDI COULD DO TO ACHIEVE HER BEST BODY.
    My cousin
  11. THE DEGREES AND CERTIFICATIONS I HAVE EARNED IN THE AMOUNT OF TIME IT TOOK RANDI TO GET ONE UNIVERSITY DEGREE.
    My other cousin
  12. QUESTIONABLE FRIENDS RANDI HAS.
    Grandma
  13. THINGS RANDI COULD DO TO HER MINI COOPER TO MAKE IT SLIGHTLY FASTER.
    My fiance
  14. THINGS RANDI SHOULD BE DOING FOR MY SON THAT SHE ISN'T.
    My fiance's mom
  15. RANDI IS A NAIVE LIBERAL ATHEIST, AND WHY SHE SHOULD STOP.
    My fiance's dad
  16. RANDI BRINGS TOO MUCH GIANT SHIT INTO THIS HOUSE.
    My bird