LOOK WHATS HAPPENING
Nowhere is safe for me on the internet, but here.
- •This is my ex, and he's in some local smoothie commercial, and the most random people keep sending it to me.
- •He's never run a day in his life, he's actually medically unable to. But I run, so it's hilarious, right?
- •He has zero credibility to be giving out running tips, but here he is.
- •Wearing a wig, and overacting.
- •I've actually never seen him somewhere other than sitting in front of World of Warcraft.You can tell from his posture that he still does that.
- •He doesn't eat anything other than chicken nuggets and tater tots.
- •List, I need you, I can't do this on Instagram.
- •P.s. In retrospect, I know this list seems hateful.This guy used me.