MY INTERNSHIP PLACEMENT IS AT THE HIGH SCHOOL TWO MILES FROM MY HOUSE

  1. Pros:
  2. I will be able to leave for work five minutes before I have to be there.
  3. Cons:
  4. I have to find a new place to buy groceries
  5. I have to find a new place to run
  6. Probably every student will figure out where I live and criticize my yard
  7. I can never go to my neighborhood pool
  8. I can never go to any of my neighborhood events
  9. I need to invest in some hats and huge sunglasses like some sort of starlet
  10. Am I allowed to drink alcohol at nearby restaurants?
  11. Am I allowed to drink alcohol at my HOUSE!?
  12. Will I have to dress up to go to my mailbox?
  13. They'll see how much I order from Amazon 😱