SIT DOWN, LET ME TELL YOU A GHOST STORY

  1. Last Tuesday, we were asleep in the middle of the night.
  2. We awoke to the sensation of the corner of our bed falling.
    The corner by my head.
  3. We both sleepily exclaimed "what the hell was that!?" And fell back to our slumber.
  4. The next day, remembering what happened, I made sure that I wasn't the only person who remembered that happening.
    I wasn't.
  5. I checked to make sure the bed frame hadn't broken or collapsed.
    It hadn't.
  6. So the only explanation is that something picked up the corner of my bed, and dropped it.
  7. 😕