SIX DEGREES OF KEVIN BACON
- •This is my aunt, Patty.
- •Back when she was young and gorgeous, and before (while?) she got addicted to prescription drugs and ruined her life, she dated Sylvester Stallone.Also Don Henley. She was beautiful. Please don't abuse drugs.
- •Sylvester Stallone was in Cliffhanger with John Lithgow.
- •John Lithgow was in footloose with Kevin Bacon.
- •Is... Is that fine? How does this work, do I need to make it exactly six?
- •I wonder if Don Henley could get me even fewer degrees.