I've got:
  1. A house that is not located inside any evacuation zone whatsoever.
    Despite living in a county where all evacuation zones are on mandatory evac.
  2. A neighborhood that has a high school which is an emergency shelter.
  3. Water to last me days and days.
  4. Food to last me weeks.
  5. Candles and matches.
  6. Flashlights and batteries.
  7. Emergency bird-transport container.
  8. Two fully-fueled cars to pick from.
  9. A crowbar.
  10. A huge knife.
  11. A kayak.
  12. A fiancé who is emergency personnel, and not here safe with me 😧