THE BERNARD PIVOT QUESTIONNAIRE (INSIDE THE ACTORS STUDIO)

Why not?
  1. What is your favorite word?
    Ethereal
  2. What is your least favorite word?
    Puke
  3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually, or emotionally?
    The vitality of others
  4. What turns you off?
    When people are nasty for no reason
  5. What is your favorite curse word?
    God damn.
  6. What sound or noise do you love?
    Wind rushing through trees
  7. What sound or noise do you hate?
    Forks and knives scraping on plates.
  8. What profession, other than your own, would you like to attempt?
    Indiana Jones' brand of archaeology.
  9. What profession would you not like to do?
    Politician
  10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates.
    "You were wrong, I do exist, but I am a forgiving deity who rewards people for the goodness in their hearts, and so you shall have eternal joy."