THINGS I SAY I'LL DO EVERY SEMESTER BREAK

I talk a big game.
  1. Deep clean my entire house.
    I usually do a couple rooms, then get over it.
  2. Break my coffee dependency.
    Guess what I'm doing right now?
  3. Meal plan the next three months.
    Guys, I've never meal planned.
  4. Get super organized.
    I arrange a planner, then carry the empty planner with me for several months.
  5. Sell all my junk.
    I take a look at all my junk, say "nobody wants this shit," and just keep it.
  6. Visit my family in TN.
    I call my mom and realize I just can't handle that, mentally.
  7. Exercise every day.
    Yeah right.