THINGS MY BIRD DOES FOR ATTENTION
- •Scream like a fire alarmWhen it's 11:00 pm and we're disturbing her desire to go to sleep, or for a few minutes anytime someone enters our house (so that everyone thinks we just live with this constant awful noise).
- •Quietly make a little noise that sounds like "bup"When she just wants us to look at her.
- •Frantically say "huh!?"When we are eating something.
- •Forcefully throw her food out of the bowl and onto the floor.All the time because she's a brat who doesn't know the value of a dollar.