THINGS MY BIRD DOES FOR ATTENTION

  1. Scream like a fire alarm
    When it's 11:00 pm and we're disturbing her desire to go to sleep, or for a few minutes anytime someone enters our house (so that everyone thinks we just live with this constant awful noise).
  2. Quietly make a little noise that sounds like "bup"
    When she just wants us to look at her.
  3. Frantically say "huh!?"
    When we are eating something.
  4. Forcefully throw her food out of the bowl and onto the floor.
    All the time because she's a brat who doesn't know the value of a dollar.