WAYS MY HOUSE MIGHT END UP HAUNTED

It's not, yet.
  1. Jason says an employee killed himself at the water treatment plant by our house.
    I don't even know if this is true, but there's only woods between us and it.
  2. Jason works at a haunted lab.
    I'm afraid a poltergeist might latch on to him and come to our home.
  3. All this construction.
    I'm pretty sure these workers are breaking safety rules daily.
  4. Jason agreed that most murders are committed by their significant others.
    I'm including this just in case.
  5. Jason likes to summon Bloody Mary in our master bathroom.
    Just...