WAYS MY HOUSE MIGHT END UP HAUNTED
It's not, yet.
- •Jason says an employee killed himself at the water treatment plant by our house.I don't even know if this is true, but there's only woods between us and it.
- •Jason works at a haunted lab.I'm afraid a poltergeist might latch on to him and come to our home.
- •All this construction.I'm pretty sure these workers are breaking safety rules daily.
- •Jason agreed that most murders are committed by their significant others.I'm including this just in case.
- •Jason likes to summon Bloody Mary in our master bathroom.Just...