WHAT I KNEW ABOUT COACHELLA VS WHAT I JUST LEARNED ABOUT IT FROM INSTAGRAM

  1. Coachella is a music and arts festival
    Coachella is a clothing festival, attended by some musicians.
  2. Coachella takes place over the course of two weekends
    Coachella began six weeks ago, and will continue for four months.
  3. Coachella takes place in Indio, California
    Coachella is just a word meaning "it's warm outside," so really Coachella takes place at the mall, in a parking lot, in your back yard...
  4. Coachella takes place on a 78-acre polo club
    There are two fields at Coachella: one where common people cram together and collapse from heat stroke, and one where famous people prance around in see-through clothing.
  5. Many of the most currently popular bands and artists perform on the stages of Coachella
    Kendall and Kylie Jenner are the main attraction of Coachella