THINGS THAT NO ONE TELLS YOU WILL HAPPEN TO WOMEN IN THEIR FORTIES
Dude. No one warned me. Or if they did, I didn't listen....
- •Your hair starts to thin. No more thick mane for me.
- •You can't see as well driving at night.
- •Random chin hair.
- •Things are leaky in your lady basement.
- •Where did this fucking bunion come from?
- •Sleeping is the most preferred activity in bed.
- •Your memory sometimes gets fuzzy...which is why I can't remember anything else to add to this list! (Oh but there's so much more!)