THINGS THAT NO ONE TELLS YOU WILL HAPPEN TO WOMEN IN THEIR FORTIES

Dude. No one warned me. Or if they did, I didn't listen....
  1. Your hair starts to thin. No more thick mane for me.
  2. You can't see as well driving at night.
  3. Random chin hair.
  4. Things are leaky in your lady basement.
  5. Where did this fucking bunion come from?
  6. Sleeping is the most preferred activity in bed.
  7. Your memory sometimes gets fuzzy...which is why I can't remember anything else to add to this list! (Oh but there's so much more!)