BEST BARS OUTSIDE THE PHILIPPINES
Can we get some variety in here? Your top shelf looks like the new release section at a Blockbuster. Remember Blockbuster? Netflix's old fat Uncle.
- •Burt/Reynolds Bar and Grill in Conway, Arkansas.Google it.
- •The Area 51 LoungeNOT the hookah bar in San Diego. The actual employee lounge at Area 51. Although, you have to make your own margaritas.
- •The one at my house.If Woodhouse would ever remember to restock the Glengoolie.
- •The one in my pants.It's... wait, I had something for this.
- •Red Hook Bait & TackleThe only reason I don't have the Big Buck Hunter top score is because the game doesn't have accurate kickback.
- •The private room at Bourbon & BranchTenderloin.
- •The one at ISISIf Carol would ever stock the Glengoolie.
- •This one.If the bartender would stop talking to his girlfriend so I can take her home.