1. I wish I was awake enough to do something.
  2. I wish I was tired enough to sleep.
  3. I wish I wasn't hungry because I don't want to make food.
  4. I wish my upstairs neighbors weren't watching a movie that is just some guy yelling constantly with an ominous score in the background.
  5. I wish my American friends a happy Thanksgiving. 🍗🏈
  6. Bonus: I wish my toilet wasn't broken