Five Things (Plus a Bonus) I Wish Right Now, a Countdown

  1. 6.
    I wish I was awake enough to do something.
  2. 5.
    I wish I was tired enough to sleep.
  3. 4.
    I wish I wasn't hungry because I don't want to make food.
  4. 3.
    I wish my upstairs neighbors weren't watching a movie that is just some guy yelling constantly with an ominous score in the background.
  5. 2.
    I wish my American friends a happy Thanksgiving. 🍗🏈
  6. 1.
    Bonus: I wish my toilet wasn't broken