Thoughts I Had While Watching a Queer Softball Game at 9am on a Sunday Morning

  1. Cleats are objectively a cool shoe
  2. My thighs are so out of shape
  3. My calves are really out of shape
  4. My whole body is out of shape
  5. She reminds me of my high school PE teacher
  6. Wait, is she my high school PE teacher?
  7. Are they calling her "Breeder" because that is her last name or is she just the only straight one.
  8. I should have tried more when I played softball as a kid
  9. Oh, look at that cute little Yorkie over there.
  10. Wait, which team am I cheering for?
  11. I wonder which one of these women would have sex with me?
  12. I should start playing a sport.
  13. Is crafting a sport?