VIDEO GAMES THAT WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFE (FOR AN AFTERNOON OR SO)

Warning: Hyperbole ahead...
  1. 1.
    Undertale
    Mother-esque RPG with one of the craziest, most heartwarming or disturbing stories ever, depending on how you play
  2. 2.
    The Witcher III: Wild Hunt
    It certainly made me feel like a straight, irresistible ladies' man with awesome swords
  3. 3.
    Coming Out On Top
    I just had hardcore gay sex with a muscle-bound jock... in a video game! And again! And again!
  4. 4.
    Animal Crossing: New Leaf
    Is there a worse game to play while dealing with depression and loneliness? I miss my village but am too ashamed to return :(
  5. 5.
    Portal
    You'll start to wonder if inanimate objects are sentient, judgmental and passive-aggressive psychos