COMMON QUESTIONS POSED FOR VEGANS

  1. Where do you get your protein?
    Nowhere. That's why I'm dying.
  2. No, seriously.
  3. Does protein even exist in your diet?
    I was close to punching you but my lack of protein restricted me.
  4. If, hypothetically, the world blew up and there was one goat and nothing else remaining, would you eat it or die?
    What's the goat eating?
  5. So, like, what do you even eat?
    Your stupidity.