KIMMY SCHMIDT IS BACK
Highlights via cross time zone watching with pals
- •What is sarcasm if not Chandler Bing
- •Pausing to diagnose many people with Kanye West Spectrum disorder
- •I'm very excited to tune into Bunny and Kitty and tell all my friends they are MILFSMy inspirational lady friends, of course!
- •Paused for now....
- •And we're back in action! Jacqueline is right- making coffee is cooking.
- •Malcolm X was the pope.
- •You know, that sexy Joe Biden has great teeth.
- •Goddamn Christopher Columbus.
- •Sometimes you just have to call out the obvious.
- •Let's all make a pact to claim our own farts. It's the American thing to do.
- •Snapple caps- educating the public on important issues.
- •Well you know, we all have that one friend who has a tail.