5 Photos on My Phone, Chosen at Random

'Tis what the title says. I lead a very uninteresting life, as is evident from these pictures.
  1. Flying saucer
    Turnt as fuck 👽 #HHN
  2. The Shining carpet design
    Well, it's something very, very similar. And on.. Shower curtain rods? I think? Taken at JoAnn Fabrics
  3. Birds outside my window
    Cranes, to be exact. They were being assholes.
  4. Night time palm trees
    A rare sighting! As all Floridians know, palm trees usually crawl back into postcards after dark to keep warm.
  5. Some wonderful soaps
    Unfortunately they don't actually smell as advertised, so it's really a ripoff TBH.