Force Awakens Characters Ranked
Only the new guys and gals. I wonder if I'm the only one to make this list.
- 1.Scrapjaw MotitoA god-like creation. He has the best line of dialogue in the film. If only I could understand it. I love you, Scrappy.
- 2.Sarco PlankFun Fact: He was originally meant to be the main character of the film, before a last-minute decision from JJ resulted in him being cut almost entirely.
- 3.ReyMmm. Sexy ass Mary Sue. No but seriously, she's legit great. Anakin reincarnated pErHapSs??
- 4.Kylo RenKylo's kewl and evil like myself. And he's got an even more stylish look than Darth Vader!
- 5.Finn (FN-2187)Stormtrooper turned hero is a great idea, executed very well. John Boyega is amazing (for a black man).
- 6.BB8Beep boop, bip bop, bewow! What a cutie. He has more personality all the secondary villains.
- 7.Poe DameronSexy ass Gary Stu. Poe didn't get enough to do in the movie, but Oscar Issac still shines like a Star War anyway.
- 8.Maz KanataI prefer the color orange to green, and females to males, so Maz better than Yoda.
- 9.Captain PhasmaSo is she lying dead in a trash compactor, and Christie's only returning to play her mangled corpse?
- 10.FN-2199TRAITOR! Y'know this dude's a redhead? That's canon.
- 11.Supreme Leader SnokeCG zombie didn't thrill me. He's no Palpatine, at least not yet. I'll wait and see what they do with him in VIII.
- 12.Unkar PluttSimon says "Four quarter portion".
- 13.General HuxHE'S JUST NOT VERY INTERSTING! NO DEPTH! WHICH IS TOO BAD BECAUSE I REALLY LIKE DOMHNALL GLEESON!!
- 14.Tasu LeechI only added him so General Hux wouldn't be last place. He's not THAT bad. Neither is Leech, really. He's just nothing.