Force Awakens Characters Ranked

Only the new guys and gals. I wonder if I'm the only one to make this list.
  1. 1.
    Scrapjaw Motito
    A god-like creation. He has the best line of dialogue in the film. If only I could understand it. I love you, Scrappy.
  2. 2.
    Sarco Plank
    Fun Fact: He was originally meant to be the main character of the film, before a last-minute decision from JJ resulted in him being cut almost entirely.
  3. 3.
    Rey
    Mmm. Sexy ass Mary Sue. No but seriously, she's legit great. Anakin reincarnated pErHapSs??
  4. 4.
    Kylo Ren
    Kylo's kewl and evil like myself. And he's got an even more stylish look than Darth Vader!
  5. 5.
    Finn (FN-2187)
    Stormtrooper turned hero is a great idea, executed very well. John Boyega is amazing (for a black man).
  6. 6.
    BB8
    Beep boop, bip bop, bewow! What a cutie. He has more personality all the secondary villains.
  7. 7.
    Poe Dameron
    Sexy ass Gary Stu. Poe didn't get enough to do in the movie, but Oscar Issac still shines like a Star War anyway.
  8. 8.
    Maz Kanata
    I prefer the color orange to green, and females to males, so Maz better than Yoda.
  9. 9.
    Captain Phasma
    So is she lying dead in a trash compactor, and Christie's only returning to play her mangled corpse?
  10. 10.
    FN-2199
    TRAITOR! Y'know this dude's a redhead? That's canon.
  11. 11.
    Supreme Leader Snoke
    CG zombie didn't thrill me. He's no Palpatine, at least not yet. I'll wait and see what they do with him in VIII.
  12. 12.
    Unkar Plutt
    Simon says "Four quarter portion".
  13. 13.
    General Hux
    HE'S JUST NOT VERY INTERSTING! NO DEPTH! WHICH IS TOO BAD BECAUSE I REALLY LIKE DOMHNALL GLEESON!!
  14. 14.
    Tasu Leech
    I only added him so General Hux wouldn't be last place. He's not THAT bad. Neither is Leech, really. He's just nothing.