Things that happened to me today

It's been a strange day
  1. I wore only one earring.
    I was convinced I lost the other one in my class. Nope. I never put it in.
  2. I bought tickets to see Noah Gundersen!!!
    Hells yes.
  3. I formed some pretty serious blisters😎
    This was entirely my fault for wearing stupid shoes.
  4. And then I ground up a glass bowl in my garbage disposal.
  5. I ended up sticking a vacuum hose in my sink.
    It didn't work and I resulted to a different method.
  6. It stopped working.