BONES I HAVE BROKEN AND HOW

  1. Ankle. Stepping off curb
  2. Ankle. Riding wagon downhill too fast
  3. Toe. Tripping on a Lego but not dropping baby
  4. Metatarsal. Dropped baritone sax on it
  5. Thumb joint. Icy patch
  6. Ribs. Icy steps
  7. Ribs. Car accident
  8. Metatarsal. Dancing at a wedding (save a horse, ride a cowboy, if you need details)
  9. Nose. Sad encounter