RUBY! (MY DOG) YOU DID NOT JUST EAT ____________
- •Joint compound?!"But the guys mixed that little bit up in a Tupperware container. It looked like lunch."
- •Another roll of painter's tape?!"If they're just going to keep leaving it out like that... It's really a them problem and not a me problem. Y'know?"
- •Deer poop with siracha?!"You're the one that put the hot sauce on the poop. Thanks for that by the way. It was good before but now... Mind-blowingly good."
- •Glue dots?!"I thought that was more tape. What's a glue dot? And while you tell me can you please help me get all these sticky things off of me? Gah-- they are everywhere. Oh... Glue dots. I get it now."
- •Caulk?! Paint stirrers?! The handle of these scissors?!"Irv, we were never IN aisle seven!"