1. People that want to hire me
    Preferably in my field of study that pays well enough to move out of my parents basement.
  2. People that will pay off my student loans
    With little to no commitment.
  3. Dogs that I can adopt
    Must be friendly with my current puppy but maybe love me more than the current puppy does.
  4. Vacations I can actually go on
    By this I mean things like glitches on aa.com that accidentally offer free tickets. Because that is the only way.