REAL REASONS I'M LATE

Sorry to all current/future employers and friends.
  1. An episode of a trashy reality tv show that I've already seen was on and I watched it for a little too long.
  2. My dog looked cute and I played with her and had to redo my makeup after she licked it all off.
  3. I googled what my dream meant and now I'm sitting in bed distraught about my life and subconscious.
  4. I was singing in the mirror pretending to be in a music video and I lost track of time.
  5. This list.
    Because yeah, I was late today.