REAL REASONS I'M LATE
Sorry to all current/future employers and friends.
- •An episode of a trashy reality tv show that I've already seen was on and I watched it for a little too long.
- •My dog looked cute and I played with her and had to redo my makeup after she licked it all off.
- •I googled what my dream meant and now I'm sitting in bed distraught about my life and subconscious.
- •I was singing in the mirror pretending to be in a music video and I lost track of time.
- •This list.Because yeah, I was late today.