THINGS THAT HAPPENED TODAY, RANKED BEST TO WORST

  1. 1.
    Got high and watched Billy on the Street
  2. 2.
    Was offered a full time job in my field of study
  3. 3.
    Attended a surprise engagement party for two very good friends
  4. 4.
    Talked to my cousin about exciting things
  5. 5.
    Ate my favorite empanadas in the car as previously mentioned conversation took place
  6. 6.
    Ate picadillo while I played with my dog
  7. 7.
    Dog
  8. 8.
    Made an ok amount of tips at work
  9. 9.
    Read an exciting story about strippers on Twitter
  10. 10.
    Spilled some sort or something on my shirt that stayed there for a few hours