Drinking game for meetings
Where I work, every meeting is a Mashup of all the meetings that came before it.
- •Someone walks in with a neck beardDrink. Also? Gross.
- •Someone on the conference bridge says they were talking on muteDrink. Also? Bullshit, you weren't paying attention.
- •Someone says "correct me if I'm wrong"Drink. Also? Just stop.
- •Someone gets up and leaves before the meeting is over.Drink. Also? If you make it out, send help.
- •No one has a Starbucks cup.Drink. And pray they all had caffeine before they showed up.
- •Any of the following words/phrases are used: fiscal, integration, moving forward, synergy, collaborative, next steps, hard stop, take it offline, prioritization.Drink, drink, drink.
- •Someone uses an acronym you don't know.Drink. Also? STFU.