Things I hate more than Trump right now

Subject to change without notice
  1. Hurricane Matthew
  2. My annual performance review
  3. Being me
  4. Local news
    Especially those Barbie Doll news anchors
  5. Local tv commercials
  6. Monday mornings
  7. Being too chicken to quit
  8. Obsessing daily about quitting
  9. This mofo hurricane and my shitty performance review happening the same week
    Fuck my life.
  10. My self absorbed ass not taking this punk, Matthew, seriously until tonight
  11. Realizing we could all die in this storm and my last thoughts will be of my shitty performance review