Things That Will Improve The World, According to Me

2016 Election Version
  1. Trump loses the election
  2. Trump loses the election by a humiliating landslide
  3. Trump goes on sabbatical and meditates on what a lousy shit he's been
  4. Trump loses his fortune to Russian hackers
  5. Trump joins the Peace Corps and learns the value of service
  6. Trump travels to Syria, gets trapped in a bombed city and has to be rescued by the White Helmets
  7. Trump goes home to find his house infested with bed bugs
  8. Trump realizes Karma has him in her sights and starts living like a decent, kind person
  9. Trump’s followers let go of their hate and anger and chill the eff out
  10. We all finally breathe a sigh of relief that it's going to be ok