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- •Six. One to change the lightbulb and five to tweet about how “political correctness has gone too far.”
- •One to go out with the lightbulb for seven years and then break up with it because it “doesn’t change.”
- •One to post a selfie with the lightbulb and five thousand to like the selfie.
- •Four. One to buy a new socket, one to reroute the wiring, one to replace the switch with a dimmer, and one to look at the bulb and wonder why it still isn’t turning on.
- •One to change the bulb and one to be nostalgic for the old bulb that didn’t work.
- •Three to each sit around in the dark hoping one of the other two will do it.
- •One to make the story all about how the LIGHTBULB changed HIM.