1. 1Q84
    I will never forgive Haruki Murakami for the hours and hours of my life that I'll never get back because of his disjointed, anticlimactic, thousand-page book.
  2. Eileen
    She was annoying and gross.
  3. The Mark and the Void
    Why was he so so whiney?
  4. The Truth About the Harry Quebert Affair
    Next.