Unexplained Notes on My Phone

  1. idea - bread made out of jam to save time for busy people who value efficient but speedy breakfast foods
    from 02/11/15 at 03:14am
  2. what would happen if i suddenly grew rollerblades out of my feet?
    from 26/06/2015 at 11:48am
  3. lazer looks cooler than laser because the z looks like a laser and even sounds like one
    from 29/10/15 at 7:33am
  4. did miles davies ever brew a bitch?
    from 17/12/15 at 6:01pm
  5. that man's umbrella just broke!!!!!
    from 14/03/15 at 9:56am
  6. maths is weird
    from 05/1/16 at 00:19am