REASONS TO RUN A HALF MARATHON
- •Your sister ran one and she's not allowed to be more special than you.
- •Paying $100 for a workout will really show those yoga nerds who only paid $20 for theirs.
- •Give your body a head start on its eventual decline. The future is now, knees.
- •Yeah, sure, there's guilt-free eating. But don't forget about the guilt-free Netflix.
- •Candy goes from being bad for you to being an approved energy booster.
- •Your sister ran one and someone might think she's more special than you.