REASONS TO RUN A HALF MARATHON

  1. Your sister ran one and she's not allowed to be more special than you.
  2. Paying $100 for a workout will really show those yoga nerds who only paid $20 for theirs.
  3. Give your body a head start on its eventual decline. The future is now, knees.
  4. Yeah, sure, there's guilt-free eating. But don't forget about the guilt-free Netflix.
  5. Candy goes from being bad for you to being an approved energy booster.
  6. Your sister ran one and someone might think she's more special than you.