CHRISTMAS GIFT IDEAS
From you to me.
- •A Brooklyn apartment between 600-800.
- •$15k to make another movie next summer.
- •Great therapists for all my friends.
- •A personal serenade by Tom Jones in a public place, preferably a bar, so basically Tom Jones just sings "it's no unusual" while I stare straight ahead just sippin along.
- •The mythical beast Griffin so I may have a best friend that can also fly me anywhere on the cheap.
- •Telekinesis abilities.
- •An elder scroll so that I may rend time asunder and create a new world from the ground up.