TITLES OF NOVELS I'LL NEVER WRITE

  1. In the Harsh Light of the Bathroom Mirror
  2. Live at the Cherrywood Lounge
  3. A Casual Riot
  4. Throw Away the Key
  5. Calamity Wars: The Resurgence of Magnar
  6. Aqualina Goes Abroad
  7. The Adventures of Bad Marco Zane
  8. Long Hand Smith
  9. Deadlock
  10. On Account of Being a Gentleman