I'm Sorry, Beyoncé
My name is Becky. I like my hair. And even though I know that technically Beyoncé isn't mad at ME, I can feel her fury like a thousand fiery suns. So I just want to cover my bases.
- •For all that I've done
- •And all that I've failed to do
- •For not paying for your musicSpotify and YouTube were complicit
- •For failing that organic chemistry exam sophomore year
- •For that one time I broke curfew in high school and wasn't sorryI'm sorry now, I promise
- •For teasing that boy in second grade
- •It's my fault
- •My fault
- •My most grievous fault
- •Please don't hurt me.