I'm Sorry, Beyoncé

My name is Becky. I like my hair. And even though I know that technically Beyoncé isn't mad at ME, I can feel her fury like a thousand fiery suns. So I just want to cover my bases.
  1. For all that I've done
  2. And all that I've failed to do
  3. For not paying for your music
    Spotify and YouTube were complicit
  4. For failing that organic chemistry exam sophomore year
  5. For that one time I broke curfew in high school and wasn't sorry
    I'm sorry now, I promise
  6. For teasing that boy in second grade
  7. It's my fault
  8. My fault
  9. My most grievous fault
  10. Please don't hurt me.