My name is Becky. I like my hair. And even though I know that technically Beyoncé isn't mad at ME, I can feel her fury like a thousand fiery suns. So I just want to cover my bases.
  1. For all that I've done
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  2. And all that I've failed to do
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  3. For not paying for your music
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    Spotify and YouTube were complicit
  4. For failing that organic chemistry exam sophomore year
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  5. For that one time I broke curfew in high school and wasn't sorry
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    I'm sorry now, I promise
  6. For teasing that boy in second grade
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  7. It's my fault
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  8. My fault
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  9. My most grievous fault
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  10. Please don't hurt me.
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