MONTHS OF THE YEAR RANKED BY HOW LIKELY I WOULD BE TO NAME A CHILD AFTER IT

  1. 1.
    April
  2. 2.
    May
    Cute name. Favorite month.
  3. 3.
    June
  4. 4.
    August
    Is this maybe a boy's name?
  5. 5.
    January
    Like Jones.
  6. 6.
    November
    Actually knew a girl named November once.
  7. 7.
    July
    She would maybe get called Julie a lot. Maybe that wouldn't be a bad thing. Jules for short? The more I think about it the less I hate it.
  8. 8.
    September
  9. 9.
    October
  10. 10.
    December
  11. 11.
    March
    Also maybe a boy's name. But also a verb. What if he/she joined the marching band or the army? "March, March!" would be a nightmare.
  12. 12.
    February
    That's just cruel and unusual.