1. Silver jumpsuit
  2. Post-apocalyptic rags
    Evidently you're poor after the apocalypse. Sorry.
  3. Area 51 "alien"
    Because everyone knows that aliens are actually just time traveling evolved humans from the distant future.
  4. Tight black leather battle gear and some huge-ass gun
    To fight the Terminators
  5. Famous
    You can only stay at the party for fifteen minutes according to Warhol.
  6. Those high pants from "Her"
  7. Whatever you plan to wear to work the following Monday
    and you better wear that same thing on Monday!