WHAT I WANTED TO BE GROWING UP, CHRONOLOGICALLY

  1. A lion
    Obviously didn't understand biology
  2. Artist
    Basically just wanted to splatter paint everywhere
  3. Vet
    This was true for a while until I thought I had to open up animals
  4. Lawyer
    I want to buy a beach house and lawyers make a lot of money so
  5. Marine biologist
    Currently this is my career I wish to pursue, cause who wouldn't want to learn about the mola mola sunfish?