THINGS PRESENT AT EVERY TEACHER PROFESSIONAL DEVELOPMENT MEETING EVER. LIKE, EVERY TIME.

  1. Awful "Ice Breaker" activity that everyone hates.
  2. Terrible, terrible PowerPoint presentation.
  3. Facilitator reading terrible, terrible PowerPoint presentation word for word.
  4. 10,000 paper copies of data spreadsheets that everyone throws away after meeting.
  5. 10,000 paper copies of This New Bandwagon Thing We're Jumping On This Year That We'll Abandon Next Year.
  6. Chart paper for "We Thought It'd Be Fun to Make This More Interactive" small group activity.
  7. Markers for God, Are We Doing This Again? small group activity.
  8. Secret Bingo Game.
  9. Veiled Resentment.
  10. Longing for Death.
  11. Lackluster snacks.