5 HOPES I HAVE FOR OUR NEW KITTEN

  1. 1.
    That he will not be murdered in his sleep by our existing cat, Angus.
  2. 2.
    That he will learn to read and read widely.
  3. 3.
    That he will enjoy taking long, hot bubble baths.
  4. 4.
    That he will trim his own nails at appropriate intervals.
  5. 5.
    That he will learn to speak at least a little French, even if it's just "tourist French."