5 HOPES I HAVE FOR OUR NEW KITTEN
- 1.That he will not be murdered in his sleep by our existing cat, Angus.
- 2.That he will learn to read and read widely.
- 3.That he will enjoy taking long, hot bubble baths.
- 4.That he will trim his own nails at appropriate intervals.
- 5.That he will learn to speak at least a little French, even if it's just "tourist French."