I know some of you stayed up all night last night wondering why on earth I hadn't posted this yet. I apologize. I couldn't get the photos to save. Anyone else have that problem? Today I went in and saved the list after each photo I added, proving a) successful and b) that I have way too much time on my hands.
  1. In this time of great national political strife, thank god we have Nick to focus on.
    Static
    It is one of my many dubious points of pride that I have never watched a single episode of this show. I did, however, watch every episode of Burning Love, so I feel I've gotten the gist.
  2. This looks weird, right?
    Static
  3. It's not often you see fashion inspired by skin grafts.
    Static
  4. Hilary Duff's publicist earns her paycheck for another week.
    Static
  5. It took an entire Nepalese village four weeks to construct this skirt. Now on sale at Ten Thousand Villages.
    Static
  6. No. No, they don't.
    Static
  7. Not sure it's wise for someone with a self-professed addictive personality to have a "drug dealer" anything.
    Static
  8. Oh, Jesus. I cannot STILL be the only person on earth who has no patience for Oprah.
    Static
    And this is where everyone unfollows me at the exact same moment, causing the li.st robot to short out.
  9. As opposed to their...?
    Static
  10. I swear to god she borrowed this from Shirley MacLaine.
    Static
  11. If Donald Trump really is going to be president, then the least these two could do is get together to cheer us up.
    Static
  12. If I stare at this picture long enough, I can actually see Andrew Garfield's neck getting longer.
    Static
  13. "You're amazing!" "No, you're amazing!" Ladies, allow me to settle this: you're both right.
    Static
  14. Pretty sure lovely Millie Bobby here is just pointing out the imminent nip slip.
    Static
  15. I'm still not clear if Goldie Hawn's Golden Globes appearance was a "bit" or if she had truly lost her mind. Both options are tragic.
    Static
  16. This is when I feel out of place in this world. I still cannot wrap my mind around the fact that everyone thought this dress was a good thing. It's a lace curtain over a Bali bra and granny panties, with one of Prince Philip's medals randomly stuck at the waist and bedazzled shoulder pads as sleeves. I just cannot see it.
    Static
  17. "It is the last time you will host an awards show and I won't hear another word about it," she said in an inexplicably breathy voice.
    Static
  18. This:
    Static
  19. And these mushrooms I saw at the San Francisco Ferry Building Market Place:
    Static
  20. Now THAT'S a sneeze!!
    Static
  21. My weekly mention that I adore these two.
    Static
  22. "And then I said, well he's our president now and we have to respect him. HA HA HA HA HA HA!"
    Static
  23. Clooney breaking it down for us.
    Static
    Fingers crossed, people.
  24. Healthy or not, that seems like an excessive amount of broccoli.
    Static
  25. "Okay, but if I win, you have to hand over Shelly Miscavige."
    Static
  26. Someone needs a biiiiig raise.
    Static
  27. Ooooo...I bet it includes a clump of Julianna Marguiles' hair.
    Static
    Archie is married to a tailor! Also, people are still tailors!
  28. You think she just scoops, like, a tablespoon out into her purse?
    Static
  29. Am I just now realizing that Felicity Jones and Zooey Deschanel are the same person? Why wasn't I told?
    Static
  30. Meghan Markle seems fine and all, but it must sting to know that she'll never, ever top Cressida Bonas in the name department.
    Static
    And I just now realized I want Cressida to marry a Jonas brother, for obvious hyphenate reasons.
  31. This is how you take a real stand against bigotry — by employing the phrase "very not nice words."
    Static
  32. I had to ignore five entire pages of Bachelor bullshit. The things I do for you.
  33. Are we past the point that the phrase "Ben's Big Night" involves a gallon of hard liquor, seven hours of poker and a handful of desperate starlets?
    Static
    Best quote from this article: "I don't like to take a dump in the litter box like George Clooney, that's for sure."
  34. NPH looks HAWT.
    Static
  35. I've been waiting for someone to do this for years.
    Static
  36. ON IT
    Static
  37. WHAT YEAR IS IT????
    Static
  38. For your fancier oil changes.
    Static
  39. My mom wore this to a fancy PTA fundraiser in 1982.
    Static
  40. Here is a man. His name is Charlie Weber. He is not, as I originally thought, Charlie from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Here are 25 things to know about him. Spoiler alert: nothing interesting.
    Static
  41. Is she a vampire whore attending her first Victoria's Secret show? I don't know. But she IS this week's winner of the Christ on a Cracker Award for Sartorial Dumbfuckery! Yayyyyy!!!!
    Static
  42. The end.