CONTEXT-FREE THINGS MY 86-YEAR-OLD MOTHER IN LAW SAID DURING OUR TRIP TO THE GRAND CANYON
- •"One time I turned on the TV and could see straight up the guy's nose, nose hairs and everything. I hate that so much."
- •"They just put a [traffic] roundabout in Ames and everyone's in an uproar."
- •"I can't stand those NBC morning show people. Yuck, yuck, yuck."
- •"I can eat an entire small squash by myself."