DEAR LADY BREAST-FEEDING YOUR FOUR-YEAR-OLD IN THE CAFE AT THE GROCERY STORE

  1. I am not throwing you dirty looks because you are breast-feeding in public.
  2. You go, girl! Free the nip and whatnot.
  3. I am throwing you dirty looks because you are having a loud phone conversation on speaker in the middle of a busy café and it is COMPLETELY UNNECESSARY!
  4. I just did not want you mistaking my particular brand of misanthropy for a different kind.
  5. That is all. Have a good day.