DEAR LADY BREAST-FEEDING YOUR FOUR-YEAR-OLD IN THE CAFE AT THE GROCERY STORE
- •I am not throwing you dirty looks because you are breast-feeding in public.
- •You go, girl! Free the nip and whatnot.
- •I am throwing you dirty looks because you are having a loud phone conversation on speaker in the middle of a busy café and it is COMPLETELY UNNECESSARY!
- •I just did not want you mistaking my particular brand of misanthropy for a different kind.
- •That is all. Have a good day.