Reviving an old theme.
  1. Lay's Classic potato chips.
    Pull out only the biggest whole chips and throw away the rest. DO NOT LET POOR PEOPLE EAT THE EXTRAS.
  2. Skittles
    Remove the green ones and throw them at orphans.
  3. Chocolate chip cookies with the chocolate chips removed, rotated 90 degrees and put back.
  4. 500 large white Dyptique candles in "nacho" scent.
  5. One deli tray of super-thin sliced salami, each piece rolled into a perfect tight tube and dipped into its own finger bowl of cocaine.
  6. Tube socks. Lots and lots of tube socks.